Wednesday, October 12, 2005
"Mutings of an illiterate Flatypuss" -original limerick from yours falsely.
Once along the shores of mauritius,
i chanced upon a platypus!
it asked for a fish
so i granted its wish..
and it saed i was fucking ballicious.
oh! i wondered why it had saed that
i mean, was i really thaaat bad?
super pissed. so an explanation i demanded
but then again, i really needn't have bothered..
for turns out, it just couldnt find another word for fat!and that's music to my ears! (which incidentally are still ringing from the slap johannes gave me!! gRr. tomorrow, he dies.) haha anyway, today i was dead sure i lost my handphone for real.. only to find -hours later- that my bro has mobile-napped it and is demanding ransom. my gosh. i seriously dunnoe which is worse lah. but at least i didnt throw my hp in the dustbin this time! pheww.
* smiled like she meant it @ 10:40 PM
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